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Monday, April 2, 2012

12 Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Products

Pop-up book.

Inflatable Wolverine. Who wants to blow up this toy?

Illustrated child's book.

I wonder who would ever give a little girl a doll of a deceased anti-Semitic genocidal maniac.

These gummi lighthouse candies are highly inappropriate.

Who's worse? The inventor of this costume or the parents who buy it?

Inappropriate Spiderman. Squeeze him and you'll see what happens.

Pole dance doll. The keywords on the box read "Interesting," "Flash," and "Up and Down," which sound like they were written by the happiest pedophile in playland.

Lickable ice-cream ad.

Miley Cyrus isn't exactly the best role model, especially with these candies.

Introducing the Oozinator, a plastic alien-movie-inspired pump action ooze chucker. You load up the cartridge of white sticky goo, pump the handle excitedly several times in a back-and-forth motion to fire splurts of white creamy fluid all over your unsuspecting friends.

Don't forget to watch the video to get the full picture:


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