12 Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Products

Pop-up book.

Inflatable Wolverine. Who wants to blow up this toy?

Illustrated child's book.

I wonder who would ever give a little girl a doll of a deceased anti-Semitic genocidal maniac.

These gummi lighthouse candies are highly inappropriate.

Who's worse? The inventor of this costume or the parents who buy it?

Inappropriate Spiderman. Squeeze him and you'll see what happens.

Pole dance doll. The keywords on the box read "Interesting," "Flash," and "Up and Down," which sound like they were written by the happiest pedophile in playland.

Lickable ice-cream ad.

Miley Cyrus isn't exactly the best role model, especially with these candies.

Introducing the Oozinator, a plastic alien-movie-inspired pump action ooze chucker. You load up the cartridge of white sticky goo, pump the handle excitedly several times in a back-and-forth motion to fire splurts of white creamy fluid all over your unsuspecting friends.

Don't forget to watch the video to get the full picture:

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Not sure if idiot or genius.

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10 Weirdest Burgers

1. 1UP Mushroom Burger

Looking for a nerdy way to one-up your friends at your next dinner party? Check out the Super Mario Bros. inspired “1Up Mushroom Burger.” Go to Instructables.com by Karen Chu for details on how to make this tasty veggie treat. It's the Bob-omb!

2. World's Smallest Cheeseburger Combo Meal

This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixings, very small fries, and a miniscule soda. It's all real too.

3. Burger King Whopper Bar's NY Pizza Burger

The BK Lounge is trying to kill us, with their New York Pizza Burger: a 9 1/2″ wide “burger” made with 4 Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella, marinara and pesto sauces.

4. Cheeseburger in a Can

The clever Swiss people have come up with the product of the year. It's an import that is giving restaurants a run for their money! Cheeseburger In A Can is a tasty treat for any fan of the hearty sandwich made popular by American fast food chains or just grilled in your back yard.

5. The 590-Pounder

A Canadian chef tried to set a new world record by grilling up what he hopes is the world's largest hamburger. Barbecue master Ted Reader created the 590-pound behemoth burger in downtown Toronto, using enough meat to make 2,360 quarter pounders, 100 lbs. of bread, 20 lbs. of lettuce, and 150 lbs. of condiments.

6. Huge Bacon Burger

7. Big Mac(arons)

This yummy creation, by Blogger Ms. Humble, is a twist of her Italian meringue shells, sprinkled with a few sesame seeds; Marzipan cheese, which was rolled and cut from a mixture of almond paste, powdered sugar, and egg-yellow food gel; a beef patty made from dark chocolate ganache; and coconut lettuce whipped up from a little sweetened flaked coconut and electric-green food coloring gel. The result: totally silly.

8. Mini Snack Burger

Each box comes with two trays of mini burger cookies.

9. The Skittles Burger

A good hamburger is a complete meal in itself. So this is truly an excellent burger!

10. Caviar Burger

I assume it won't be cheap

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10 Gorgeous Women Who Were Born Male

Many people don't realize that transsexual models are popping up in magazines and on runways everywhere. These gorgeous models look and feel like women but were born with male reproductive organs. If we didn't know, we definitely wouldn't be able to tell that they weren't born female! Could you?

10. Malika

India's Malika is a trans woman who has undergone four surgeries and countless other medical procedures to become the woman she feels she was meant to be at birth. In 2011 she became the first Indian to be chosen to compete in the annual Miss International Queen competition in Thailand, a beauty pageant for transgendered people

9. Roberta Close

Brazilian model Roberta Close was the first pre-operative transsexual model to pose for the Brazilian edition of Playboy magazine. After undergoing gender reassignment surgery in 1989, Close posed nude for a Brazilian men's magazine called Sexy and was then voted "Most Beautiful Woman in Brazil."

8. Caroline "Tula" Cossey

Caroline "Tula" Cossey (nee Barry Kenneth Cossey) is an English model who is one of the best-known trans women in the world. Cossey had a small role in the James Bond movie The Living Daylights, posed for Playboy, and wrote an autobiography about her experiences as a transsexual model and actress called "I Am A Woman."

7. Chamila Asanka

Sri Lankan model Chamila (AKA Chami) Asanka is an up-and-comer in the world fashion industry. She was also a 2011 contestant in the Miss International Queen pageant.

6.Sirapassorn Atthayakorn

Thailand's own Sirapassorn (AKA Sammy) Atthayakorn was named Miss International Queen in 2011's pageant.

5. Florencia De La V

Argentinian Florencia De La V began life in 1976 as Roberto Carlos Trinidad, but she has since gone on to be one of the most recognizable transgendered actresses in the world. De La V has appeared on soap operas, in magazines, in clubs, and was once the editor of a magazine. She is currently married to a man and the mother to twin babies conceived via surrogate.

4. Isis King

Born Darrell Walls in 1985, American model Isis King gained notoriety when she became the first transgender contestant ever to appear on the modeling reality show America's Next Top Model. King competed on two seasons of the show.

3. Claudia Charriez

Hard to believe that Claudia Charriez was born a man, right? Her transsexuality has not stopped her from becoming an international model. Charriez was kicked off of America's Next Top Model and The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency TV shows in 2008, but went on to win the America's Next Top Transsexual Model contest on The Tyra Banks Show later that year.

2. Lea T.

Brazilian Lea T. was born Leandro Cerezo in 1981, but that didn't stop her from becoming one of the most famous transsexual fashion models in the industry today. Lea has been called the muse of high fashion design house Givenchy.

1. Andrej Pejic

Serbian Australian model Andrej Pejic is androgynous and famous for his ability to model both male and female clothing. In January 2011's Paris fashion shows he walked both the men's and women's shows for Jean-Paul Gaultier and the men's shows for Marc Jacobs. He has also ranked #18 on the models.com Top 50 Male Models list while simultaneously being ranked #98 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011."

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